You say Im a BITCH like it's a BAD thing?

A Delirious compendium of Ladylike refinement, frivolity and merriment! This bold and defiant book of affirmations is for mommies on the edge, self-styled divas, and domestic goddesses everywhere.   Featuring full-colour advertising images from the 1940s,50s, and 60s paired with sly, laugh-out-loud sayings, this sassy little gift book tackles issues of womanhood with daring humor and a healthy dose of bitchiness.

 

 

   
  Ageing Disgracefully Book

Sure you're getting older-but it's better than the alternative (that would be dying), isn't it?

But getting older doesn't have to mean becoming boring.   Don't even dream of giving up toy boys and champagne and uncontrollable giggles with your girlfriends just because you've seen a few decades go by.

Most of your life is still ahead, so why stop having fun now?

Try ageing disgracefully instead.

You've got the experience, now get the attitude! with this fun and useful collection of more than 300 tips on bonking, banking and absolutely everything in between.
   
 

Box of 15 assorted hand made chocolates

These chocolates are hand made from only the finest ingredients & presented in a beautiful gift box, sure to delight anyone!

 

 

   
  Lotus Woman Skin Care Range

All natural aromatherapy skin care!

Rose & Patchouli face moisturiser

All skin types/sensitive skin. Moisturise thirsty skin for day long hydration. Perfect for all skin types this blend of rose and patchouli essential oils will relax, soothe and calm.

Rose Water Toner

This pure blend of floral extracts and pure essential oils hydrates and tones the skin. Perfect for all skin types.

Rose & French Clay Facial Scrub

Reveal gorgeous soft smooth skin with polished walnut shell and white clay fruit extracts and vitamins. A creamy natural base infused with rose and patchouli essential oils will gently cleanse the skin while helping to rid the skin of impurities.

Pink Clay & Rosehip Face Mask

A beautiful blend of French clays, fruit extracts, vitamins and essential oils revive, restore and nourish dry and devitalised skin. 
   
  Goddess Venus of Willendorf

Fertility, Mother Goddess and Feminine Nature
Discovered in 2908 in Austria (c 30,000BCE)

A natural, unstylised, sensuous representation of woman.   She is one of the original models of the feminine nature.   Nurturing, abundant and protective.   Women played a powerful and important role in ancient times, a role that has at times been suppressed by patriarchal societies.   This Goddess archetype validates women for their feminine abundance, not to be confused with what the evolution of society has dictated.

This Ancient female form symbolises the essence of feminine nature.   As an object of Art, it has survived the test of time and still today reflects magnificently the organic beauty that is woman.